It's hot. Africa hot. Energy is running low.
Zoo animals don't sweat. They dig popsicles, blood popsicles and frozen fish. I wonder how the people who own the trademark on Popsicle® feel about this coverage.
They're still freaking out about the Russkie spies that were on the East coast. I realize Patrick Swayze is unavailable, but what about C. Thomas Howell?
Some stuff about terrorism. Sounds familiar.
That oil keeps gushing out. More promises.
The Governor of Louisiana is giving hell to the Feds, who keep telling him "no" on all of his plans for keeping the oil off the shore.
Your unemployment benefits are running out. NeoCons say the $1200/month unemployment insurance payments take away your incentive to find work. That comes out to $14,400 a YEAR. BEFORE TAXES. Livin' large, folks. By the way, if you forget to pay the taxes on your unemployment, you might get a bill 2 years later. Like I just did. Thanks, State of Oregon, for sending this broke student a bill for $380.
John Campbell is running a lot of the show in Afghanistan. Tons of kids are dying over there. REALLY YOUNG KIDS. General(?) Campbell can't go to the memorials because Afghanistan is HUGE and there's so many damned memorials that it just isn't possible. Man, if those people would start worshipping the baby jesus this whole problem would go away.
Two boats collided in Philly. Two people are missing.
An octopus predicted all the German World Cup victories and their loss today. A German octopus. I'm cool with that. I've been called a German giraffe.
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Richard Starkey is 70 today. "Peace and Love, Peace and Love... No More Autographs, with Peace and Love." He really did play some good drums on those Beatles records.
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