I missed the beginning.
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Lots of people are on the no-fly list because they don't worship jesus.
Al Gore might be a sex pervert.
Kyron Horman is still missing. The stepmother is not a suspect. Still. I repeat, the stepmother is not a suspect. So let's talk about her for 5 minutes, shall we?
An armed robbery suspect was found in an old man's bushes. This has happened to this old man and his bushes before.
A kid got shot getting off a bus. Lots of kids in Portland have guns.
A truck hit a house in Molalla.
A the 2008 Miss Oregon may get deported. Her dad lied on his immigration papers.
Something about a kid getting killed years ago. I don't know, I was spacing out.
An inmate wants to donate a kidney.
The city and some volunteers filled at least 30 potholes. You can report potholes with an Iphone "App."
Carafe, one of those "Bistros" got a very low score (71) on it's health inspection. They had "moldy beef cheeks," stored food on the floor, and a dishwasher that didn't get hot enough to kill germs. Apparently they fixed their issues.
The max and buses will have wonky schedules for the holiday weekend. Check that shit on the intranets, yo!
I refuse to give you a weather forecast. Weather.com and accuweather.com can do that just fine.
You can't get an Iphone without having AT&T's bad service shoved down your throat. In January, Verizon will get a crack at it. I'll believe it when I see it.
Morons don't believe that phosphate free dishwasher detergents work (It's called Ecover, and it works very well. The tablets.) so they're stocking up on the soon-to-be-illegal-to-sell super toxic stuff. Hooray for ignorance!
Some old lady in Vancouver thinks the pre-4th fireworks are turning her little corner of the world into a "battle zone" and it must be stopped.
Unused school supplies are being thrown away by local schools. People are BENT about it. The school officials are saying all the right things.
A sex offender - William Althouse - cut off his ankle monitor and headed for zee hills. He's a bad man. Watch out!
Another guy is on the no-fly list for not worshiping the baby jesus.
Hurricane Alex has a unisex name. They didn't report that. They were talking about wind and stuff. We don't live where it is, but that oil spill does.
Feds have to figure out what to do with the 20 billion that BPwhoisnotBritishPetroleumanymore is due to give them.
Republicans are calling Elana Kagan nasty stuff like "commie", but they'll probably still confirm her.
Petraeus is still taking over in Afghanistan.
You can fix your own sprinklers. Don't water the sidewalk by accident, dummy. Don't run the sprinkler when its been raining a lot, dummy. The sprinkler specialist has a wicked awesome arrangement of facial hair. I wish i had a sprinkler. And a yard.
There's some soccer game going on that's supposed to be a big deal. For whom?
KATU wants me to eat a bunch of stuff I wouldn't dream of eating just to get some stupid vitamin D. The sun is free and doesn't gross me out, thank you.
on that subject: There's a new tax on fake tans from fake sunlight.
More weather. Sports.
Some dumb lady faked an employment notice for her jailed son. She joins him in the pokey.
